November 23, 2009

My week(s) on twitter

An abbreviated look at a few of the things you might have missed if you don't follow me on twitter . . .

NOVEMBER 2

I'm working on the camp video while bouncing up and down with a 13 pound kid strapped to me. I like to think of it as my morning workout.

Forgiveness is giving up all hope of a better past." - author unknown (to me, at least)


NOVEMBER 3

As I was hugging Jack goodbye this morning, he said, "You need to brush your hair NOW." Nice.

I didn't know why Jack wanted to play with my memory cards so badly. Then I realized he was talking about the card game, not media storage.

NOVEMBER 4

The stupid world series is the reason we haven't seen glee in two weeks. Ridiculous.

NOVEMBER 6

I don't steal from Target because it's wrong to steal, not because I'm afraid of getting caught. The Internet should work the same way.

Screaming infant and wailing toddler . . . I miss the days of peaceful rides in the car.

NOVEMBER 8

I went 24+ hours with nary a twitter update. See . . . I can quit anytime I want to.

NOVEMBER 9

Any day in which I make until 4:03 PM without getting spit up down the front of my shirt is considered successful.

NOVEMBER 10

Murphy's new family just sent us pictures and I loved it! It's like the canine equivalent of an open adoption . . .

I couldn't find a clean blanket big enough, so Ben is swaddled in a lovely gingham table cloth. Whatever works . . .

Jack's in time out yelling for his imaginary friend, "Lillian," to come & help him. Wondering if I should be worried about my 2-year-old...

NOVEMBER 11

Watching video footage from the summer is making me so excited for 2010 . . . despite the insane amount of footage of kids playing tag.

NOVEMBER 12

Jack asked what he's going to dress up as for Christmas . . .

Unbeknownst to us, my OB's (who is female) middle name is Bennett.

NOVEMBER 13

Watching the Today Show . . . and again wondering where the line between "news" and "gossip falls.

True words: @kylewluke just said, "With all of these white noise machines, it sounds like we live at the bottom of Niagara Falls."

Nothing says, "Good morning, Mom!" like projectile spit-up.

The "waterfall" white noise is great for keeping Ben asleep in my office, but I've peed a record number of times . . .

NOVEMBER 15

I'll likely hit 3000 sales this week . . . what should I do to celebrate?

NOVEMBER 16

I thought postpartum hormones would have subsided by now . . .

Me: Jack, you're smart. Jack: Yep. You're welcome.

NOVEMBER 17

Jack's watching me type and saying, "Don't press that one! It's my favorite letter!"

I'll probably hit 3000 sales tomorrow . . . which is fitting because also happens to be the 2-year anniversary of opening my shop.

NOVEMBER 18

Ben and I are off to buy party supplies and breakfast for "no more diaper day!"

My new computer has a 27" monitor . . . which is bigger than our television. I'm just sitting here admiring it.

NOVEMBER 19

Jack's yelling "HOLD THAT LINE!" and "DEFENSE! DEFENSE!" Kyle says football coach, but he definitely sounds more like a cheerleader.

NOVEMBER 20

Enjoying the morning with my friends Illustrator and Photoshop . . .

Headed with Jack to the Jackson Christmas parade.

NOVEMBER 21

I get an e-mail every time the debit card is used . . . I know you went to Tim Horton's without me, @kylewluke

Dear 127 new e-mails . . . not all of you will get answered tonight. Only the ones I like best. Love, Sara

NOVEMBER 22

I have 791 etsy items to leave feedback for . . . I'm a procrastinator.

We're in the MIDDLE of the IKEA maze and Jack says, "I have to go potty." Lovely.

Calling me tired would be like calling the Titanic a "big boat."

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