Me: I hope the corn muffins are ok. The cornmeal I used was a little past the expiration date. [side note: it expired over a year ago]
Cindy: I'm sure it's fine. I always feel that way about when I use eggs past their expiration date.
Me: (in a nonchalant, joking voice) Yeah, as if they'll taste a little too much like chicken.
Katie: Is that what happens?
BLINK.
Me: What do you mean?
Katie: (not in a joking voice) Is that how eggs become chickens?
Me: Are you asking if chickens come from eggs that have been sitting too long?
Katie: Yeah. I don't know.
BLINK, BLINK.
Me: This conversation's gonna haunt you for a really long time.
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