October 3, 2007

Emma Rae Hackworth - October 3, 2007, 3:11 PM

***BREAKING NEWS***

Jackson, MI (AP) - Brett and Kristen Hackworth just announced the birth of their daughter, Emma Rae Hackworth, just moments ago. In a weighin that rivals her cousin, Emma tipped the scales at 8 pounds, 5 ounces, qualifying her for the 2 - 3 week old baby class, should she choose that career path. Emma stands 21" tall. All three are reported to be doing fine.

In a statement released by Emma, she said, "It's great to be out. It was getting a little crowded in there. I'm looking forward to taking it easy for a few days before heading home. Thanks to every. . ." Unfortunately, Emma was not able to conclude because she fell asleep halfway through her statement.

In a later interview with her four-month-old cousin Jack, he said, "It's great to finally meet her. I can already tell I'm gonna like her. Hopefully we can grab a slice later and I can teach her a little bit about how to handle parents. They can be quite a handful." Due to mounting suspicion that Jack had once again filled his pants, the interview ended abruptly.

2 comments:

Bobby and Jason said...

should have been a news reporter.

Sara Luke said...

I know, right? Maybe I still could be . . .