April 19, 2008

Do you think I could get a carseat on a moped?

While pumping gas yesterday, I was looking for a sharp object with which I could gouge my eyes out so that I wouldn't have to watch the price that I was paying for transportation. Fortunately, my search was interrupted by a friendly employee who was walking from pump to pump filling patrons in on all of the Sam's Club weekend specials. I decided that this was a more practical way of distracting myself from my inevitable fuel-induced bankruptcy, so I listened.

One thing from her sales pitch that I wanted to pass along is that Sam's Club is allowing ANYONE to shop in their store this weekend with no additional fees. If you need to stock up on a year's supply of, well . . . anything, head on over (at least at the one in Jackson . . . you'll have to check to see if they're doing this in your area).

By the way, with two cars I spent $150 on gas yesterday. Who needs groceries, anyway?

1 comment:

Phil said...

This has nothing to do with this post. But a random realization I had while watching Shrek 3 with the family last night.

You could be Cameron Diaz's...voice double. SAME VOICE. You and her. Close my eyes...both talk...and I don't know who's who.